// THE SIX STAGES OF VIBERPSYCHOSIS
DIAGNOSIS
STAGE 4
Gone CLI
Left the chat window. Now lives in the terminal.
THREAT LEVEL66%
Moved from the chat window to the terminal and felt, briefly, like a real developer. Your rules file is longer than your CV. You say "agentic" without irony. You have stopped reading the diffs and started reading the vibes. The terminal was not discipline. It was acceleration. You are more infected than ever, but now it looks technical.
// Prognosis
Poor. The terminal does not let go. Few return to the chat window, and those who do return changed.
// Recommended treatment
Close the terminal for one evening. You will not. But it is written here, so we are covered.
// Spread the condition