// THE SIX STAGES OF VIBERPSYCHOSIS
DIAGNOSIS
STAGE 5
Full Automation
Six agents in parallel. None supervised.
THREAT LEVEL83%
Six agents running in parallel across four repos, and you are supervising none of them. Permissions set to "yes, always, stop asking." You check on the agents from your phone at the school gate. You know to the minute when your usage limit resets and you have set an alarm for it. Friends and family have expressed concern. The agents have not.
// Prognosis
Critical. Sleep is now a scheduling problem. Your commit history has more authors than your household.
// Recommended treatment
Confess. It will not help, but other people will feel better about themselves.
// Spread the condition