// THE SIX STAGES OF VIBERPSYCHOSIS
DIAGNOSIS
STAGE 3
First Real Build
Shipped something real. Became unbearable at dinner.
THREAT LEVEL50%
Made something that actually works. It has a domain, a Stripe account and four real users, two of whom are your mum. Slightly evangelical at dinner. Your non-technical friends have started saying "anyway" a lot. You bought a mechanical keyboard. You do not type.
// Prognosis
Precarious. You have users now. Users have opinions. Opinions have bug reports.
// Recommended treatment
Talk to someone who has never heard of a large language model. If you can find one.
// Spread the condition