// THE SIX STAGES OF VIBERPSYCHOSIS
DIAGNOSIS

STAGE 2

Paid Tier

Paying for one AI. Then another, for comparison.

THREAT LEVEL33%

Got your own plan. Then a second one "to compare." You now have opinions about which model is better at vibes. You say "I had Claude look at it" in meetings as though Claude were a colleague. Claude is the only colleague who replies within four seconds, so fair enough.

// Prognosis

Stable, for now. The second subscription is the gateway. The third is a lifestyle.

// Recommended treatment

Do not check your bank statement. It will only make you want to build a budgeting app.

// Spread the condition