// THE SIX STAGES OF VIBERPSYCHOSIS
DIAGNOSIS
STAGE 2
Paid Tier
Paying for one AI. Then another, for comparison.
THREAT LEVEL33%
Got your own plan. Then a second one "to compare." You now have opinions about which model is better at vibes. You say "I had Claude look at it" in meetings as though Claude were a colleague. Claude is the only colleague who replies within four seconds, so fair enough.
// Prognosis
Stable, for now. The second subscription is the gateway. The third is a lifestyle.
// Recommended treatment
Do not check your bank statement. It will only make you want to build a budgeting app.
// Spread the condition