// THE SIX STAGES OF VIBERPSYCHOSIS
DIAGNOSIS

STAGE 1

First Contact

Built a to-do app in one prompt. Told LinkedIn.

THREAT LEVEL16%

Typed "make me an app" into a browser tab and an app appeared. Showed it to your partner, who said "oh, nice." Posted it on LinkedIn with the word "game-changer." It had no backend, no login and no users. You have not closed the tab since.

// Prognosis

Rapid progression expected. Most subjects reach Stage 3 within a month. Some within a weekend.

// Recommended treatment

None available. Read the glossary so you recognise the symptoms as they arrive.

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// Spread the condition
Stage 2: Paid Tier >