// THE SIX STAGES OF VIBERPSYCHOSIS
DIAGNOSIS
STAGE 6
Vibe Scribe
No known cure. Sends dispatches from the other side.
THREAT LEVEL100%
No known cure. The agents run while you sleep and you dream in diffs. You can see the extraordinary potential and the grey sky forming behind it, and you cannot stop running towards either. You have started a newsletter about it. Obviously.
// Prognosis
Terminal, in both senses. There is no Stage 7. We asked an agent to build one. It ran out of tokens.
// Recommended treatment
Subscribe to the dispatches. Solidarity is the only palliative care available.
// Spread the condition